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Friday, February 20, 2009

Who Needs Xenophobes?


Angelina Jolie last week called on Thai authorities to respect the boat people Rohingya, a Muslim minority, escapees from Myanmar's dictatorship. The military does not acknowledge them as citizens. 

One of their reported abuses last year included having around a thousand of the Rohingya towed to the sea, left in boats with no engines. Some of them got to India and Indonesia weeks after, although they say there were a hundred others who died. 

Myanmar's consul-general to Hong Kong told the South China Morning Post that the Rohingya are as ugly as whores, and have dark brown skin, unlike the natives who have fair and soft skin.

In related news about offensive high people, Prince Harry, 24, was to be included in a diversity-and-equality course by the British army. 

Last month, a 2006 video surfaced with him using a term offensive to a Pakistani officer.

He had also mocked another cadet by the use of an epithet for those of Middle Eastern ancestry.

Last week, Stephen K. Amos, a black comedian, said that Harry last year told him he did not "sound like a black chap."

He has said his words and actions were without malice, but when you are third in line to the throne, does it even matter? Could it ever be appropriate for him, or anyone?

In 2002, Harry was sent to a rehabilitation facility after admitting to alcohol and drug use. The tabloids had a field day calling him "Harry Pothead."

In 2005, he was caught on camera waering a Nazi uniform as costume in a party, with an armband of a swastika.

Last month, he and his father Prince Charles, and brother Prince William, were said to call an Asian friend "Sooty," although he reportedly did not take offense.

I know this makes them royalty less boring, but this is too much. With officials like these, who look down on their own citizens, who needs xenophobes?

Saturday, January 31, 2009

In the West Wing


Other portrayals of the American president:

Morgan Freeman in Deep Impact

James Earl Jones in The Man

Chris Rock in Head of State

Charlton Heston as Andrew Jackson in The President's Lady (1953) and The Buccaneer (1958)

Henry Fonda in Young Mr. Lincoln

Anthony Hopkins in Nixon

Nick Nolte in Jefferson in Paris

Josh Brolin in W.

Anthony Hopkins as John Quincy Adams in Amistad

Jon Voight as Franklin D. Roosevelt in Pearl Harbor

Robin Williams as Theodore Roosevelt in Night at the Museum

Kevin Kline as Ulysses S. Grant in Wild Wild West

John Travolta in Primary Colors

James Brolin in The Reagans (Showtime)

Paul Giamatti in John Adams (HBO)

Dennis Haysbert in 24

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Great Expectations

There are certain things that we expect of a leader, and he should be nothing less than impossibly ideal.

He should be smart but not too intellectual. He must have a way with words, but also a man of actions. He must be practical, but with a dose of romanticism. He must be hardened in times of war, yet soft in times of grief. He is not us (mythical), but he can be one of us (mortal).

He should be strong and wise, and capable of playing as many parts as possible at the same time. He is our parent, a saint, the messiah , dignified in a suit. In short, spectacularly paradoxical.

We can see how presidents from Marcos to Arroyo can rise to power, and fall far short of the standards.

In the American experience, 220 years of the presidency have been filtered through popular culture. In recent memory, Kevin Kline in Dave and Michael Douglas in The American President come to mind. A prime example is the meeting of an institution (the presidency) and a legendary star: the public wants composure and grace in times of crises, like what Harrison Ford displayed in Air Force One. One of the biggest reasons The West Wing was such an awards juggernaut was that Martin Sheen, as Josiah Bartlet, had fulfilled their dream: an almost-perfect president.

To the list of a president's qualifications, we can add from now on camera-ready, or media-friendly. I'm sorry: media-savvy. In this age of YouTube and the Rebirth of Saturday Night Live, you can bet the road to the White House comes through David Letterman.

Who among our senators and other assorted public officials appearing in advertisements can lure us with their promises and posturings?