Fighting Fair- or Not

Will Turner: "You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you."

Jack Sparrow: "That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?"

-Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

The Greatest Thing

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn... is just to love, and be loved in return."

- Christian to Satine in Moulin Rouge (2001)

The Right Idea

"Personally, I think alligators have the right idea. They eat their young."

- Ida Corwin in Mildred Pierce (1948)

Full Wit

General Murray: "I can't make out whether you're a bloody madman or just half-witted."

TE Lawrence: "I have the same problem, sir."

- from Lawrence of Arabia (1962)

Wonderful Lives

"One man's life touches so many others. When he's not there, it leaves an awfully big hole."

Clarence the angel in It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

Star Mocker

reporter: "Are you a mod or a rocker?"

Ringo Starr: "No, I'm a mocker."

- from A Hard Day's Night (1964)

Who Owns Who

"The things you own end up owning you."

- Tyler Durden in Fight Club

Far Better

"There are far worse things awaiting man than death."

- Count Dracula

from Dracula (1931) 

Shoulda

"I should have given you to God the day you were born!"

- Margaret White

from Carrie (1976)

If I Were You

Saito: "Do you know what will happen to me if the bridge is not built on time? ... I'll have to kill myself. What would you do if you were me?"

Col. Nicholson: "I suppose if I were you, I'd have to kill myself...."

- from The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)

Why Fight

"The love impulse in man frequently expresses itself in terms of conflict."

-Katharine Hepburn to Cary Grant, in Howard Hawks's Bringing Up Baby